It’s not often that the LaRouche movement jumps to the defense of mathematics, but this one has gone too far. A program called A Pathway to Equitable Math, whose sole donor is the Bill and Belinda Gates Foundation, asserts that teaching math is an “inherently racist practice,” according to a March 1 report in Zero Hedge. Math teachers have to face up to and reject “the ways that math is used to uphold capitalist, imperialist and racist views.” I guess that means we should put an end to the practice of referring to “odd numbers” (disparaging to the abnormal), “irrational numbers” (offensive to the psychiatrically-challenged), and “imaginary numbers” (one man’s fantasy is another man’s reality). Or maybe it has to do with the fact that it’s awfully hard to count all the way to $137,000,000,000 — which is Gates’s last reported net worth (give or take a couple of hundred million)?