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‘Mad Dog’ Bolton Raves About China ‘Win-Win’ Iran Deal

“We’re sitting still, and the Chinese, the Russians, Iran, North Korea, and several others, are moving to shore up their relations and threaten us in a lot of different places…. It’s an indication that the Saudis and others are trying to hedge their bets with China and Russia, because they don’t think the United States has the resolve and the fortitude necessary to do what they need to do to protect the world against Iran and its intentions,” said The Mustache, who, as reported by the New York Post, offered his geo-paranoid musings on a New York City radio talk show hosted by Republican multi-billionaire John Catsimatidis.

Clearly down in the Anglo-imperial dumps, Bolton added, “One of the biggest winners of the war in Ukraine has been China. If Russia were to win, and at the maximum retake all of Ukraine, that would be a victory for China’s ally that would strengthen China as well. But, frankly, if Russia continues to get chewed up in Ukraine, that just makes Russia more dependent on China. So China wins there as well.”

Constitutionally incapable of believing that nations can act on the basis of what American System economist and Abraham Lincoln advisor Henry Carey called “the harmony of interests,” Bolton’s hostile fantasy-world compels him to conclude that “It’s exactly right to say that we’re watching Russia slip increasingly under Chinese control…. That’s not good for any of us.” Then, unbelievably, Bolton added, “I’d like to find ways to pry Russia away from China"! Does “World War Six” Bolton plan to suggest that he, with his unique brand of imperial wizardry, approach Russia, in the middle of a NATO war to decompose Russia, being primarily financed by the United States, to “trick” Russia into breaking with China? Only Bolton knows for sure—but, luckily, no one is actually asking.

As former President Donald Trump learned the hard way, entrusting The Mustache with any task beyond emptying the cat litter is a hairy proposition.