With only the slightest of nervous twitches of his Hitler moustache (yes, he kept it after leaving the White House), former President Barack Obama issued what Fox News called a “rare public statement” on July 22 evening through his spokesman Patrick Rodenbush, regarding the revelations made by DNI Tulsi Gabbard.
“Out of respect for the office of the presidency, our office does not normally dignify the constant nonsense and misinformation flowing out of this White House with a response. But these claims are outrageous enough to merit one.”
“These bizarre allegations are ridiculous and a weak attempt at distraction,” Obama’s spokesman continued. “Nothing in the document issued last week undercuts the widely accepted conclusion that Russia worked to influence the 2016 presidential election but did not successfully manipulate any votes.”
