Zakharova Denies Frog Warfare

With the exquisite timing for which they have become famous, the international media revealed in the middle of the Munich Security Conference that Russian dissident Alexey Navalny not only had been killed by the Putin government, but that this was done by poisoning him with epibatidine, a toxin derived from the skin of the Ecuadorian poison dart frog. This conclusion was reportedly reached by examining biological samples from Navalny’s body.