The creatures of Epstein Island are undoubtedly alarmed about what Rep. Thomas Massie and former Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene might be discussing in their vacation/summit in Costa Rica this week. While Representative Massie has not declared his candidacy yet, he did file papers for a 2028 Congressional run with the Federal Election Commission and posted on X that filing as a candidate gives him options for which race he will officially declare in the future.