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New Campaign Organization, or International Criminals for Harris

In the wrestling match on the deck of the Titanic, otherwise known as the Presidential debate, Vice President Kamala Harris proudly cited several prominent supporters of her campaign, including a passel of Republican neocons, highlighted by none other than the Prince of Darkness himself, former President of Vice Dick Cheney. She also exulted that her economic plan had the fulsome approval of those founts of wisdom, the financial gurus of Goldman Sachs. It is unconfirmed at this time if there will also be posthumous endorsements coming from the likes of Genghis Khan, Hjalmar Schacht, or the Marquis de Sade.

Trump for his part said absolutely nothing in response to this huge opening. So, by default, the only real winners of the debate debacle were Diane Sare and Jose Vega.